Pumpkin's Purrspective: The Truth About Naps

 

Pumpkin's Purrspective: The Truth About Naps

Alright, listen up. I know what you're all thinking - cats nap all day.
And yes, it's true, we do nap a lot. But here's the real secret: Napping is an art form, one that humans just don't understand.

You see, it's not about just lying down and closing our eyes. No, it's about perfecting the art of relaxation. We cats have mastered the art of being efficient with our naps. The key is to find the mot inconvenient time to nap - like when you're about to leave the house, or when you're trying to get some alone time on the couch. 

And here's the kicker: If I nap too long, I get hangry. That's right, no one wants to see me when I'm low on food and high on grump. The next time you see me curled up, remember — it's not just a nap. It's a strategic move. It's called "preparing for world domination." 

P.S. If you wake me up, you better be ready for some sass. I don't do mornings.