The Dannens

 Ariella’s Parents

“Sarcasm in sync. Snacks always stocked. Sleep? Questionable.”

 Mama

 AKA: Ariella’s life coach, snack curator, and the glue that holds it all together (barely).

🧠 Personality: Witty, emotional, sarcastic with a sprinkle of wisdom
💁‍♀️ Superpowers: “Mom Brain,” multitasking like a Marvel hero, and mastering the microwave reheat
💬 Catchphrase: “I’m fine. It’s just my fifth coffee today.”
💖 Secret weapon: Turning life’s chaos into heartfelt stories 

  Dad (Johnny Bravo)

 AKA: The Grill King, bedtime DJ, and Dad Joke Champion of the Year
 

🎸 Personality: Chill, hilarious, sarcastic, and just the right amount of rock star
💪 Superpowers: Instantly calming crying babies… and frazzled moms as well as fixing things, calming chaos, and turning scraps into something neat,.
💬 Catchphrase: “She gets that from you.” & "I can build that!"
😎 Secret weapon: Humor that keeps this whole circus fun
 

🐣 Together?

We’re raising a legend, one laugh (and meltdown) at a time.
We live off sarcasm, music, baby snuggles, and inside jokes — and we wouldn’t have it any other way.


"Parenting with humor, love, and a whole lot of coffee."