The Ginger Overlord

 

Pumpkin: The Ginger Overlord

April 21 
 

7:03 a.m. 
I tried to sleep in today, but the baby made noise. She'll learn — napping is my time. Why do humans think they own mornings?

9:12 a.m. 
Broke my rule. I tried to be nice and sit on the human's lap. She was sitting in the wrong spot, and it was accident. Don't touch me. 

11:45 a.m.
Human left for a while, but I owned the couch the entire time. They came home, and I ignored them. That's how respect works. 

1:00 p.m.
Curled up in the laundry basket to assert dominance. They didn't even see me —rookie mistake. I'm a stealth master. 

4:25 p.m.
The baby made a mess again - all over her face. Baby milk? No thank you. I will be ignoring the situation. If she wanted to clean up. she could just try spitting up all over the humans for a change. She would thank me.

7:02 p.m.
Caught the humans eating my snacks. She tried to share, but I know better. "Aren't you supposed to be a mother?" I hissed. She got it. 

10:00 p.m.
Late-night zoomies. They all started in horror. Did I care? Nope. More knockdowns tomorrow.